Elmo TMX – Clearly invented by someone who hates parents

There are only two possible explanations for the existance of this thing:

1. The inventor hates parents. He or she must have been abused.

2. The company behind it is evil. Why else would they submit those of us with young children to inhuman torture of hearing that thing. This video doesn’t give you an idea how loud these things are.

I’m sure that when my dad reads this he’s going to fall over laughing.