Export from blogger?

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Trying to get your data out of Blogger? Good luck! The instructions on Blogger’s own help pages for exporting your data from their system is wrong. There is no way to get your data out in a format that is going to do anything except make you wish you never used Blogger. 

Be responsible: if anyone asks you about setting up a blog, please, please don’t tell them to use Blogger.